Coconut Injury

Ever tried opening a coconut? They're surprisingly hard work. Sara has a go, but sadly the meat cleaver bounces of the coconut and into her arm. Ouch. She alerts me with some strange yelping, and I tape it up and take her to the hospital. 6 stitches later, she's fine.
It's my first visit to a Thai hospital, and I'm very impressed. I can see why the country has such a growing medical tourist industry. Amongst other procedures, I hear it's the top destination for "gender reassignment" surgery. Any takers?