Sin, eh ma?

I make a rare visit to the cinema. Points to note about Thai cinemas: (1) they're chilled to -10°C (2) they show gruesome graphic horror trailers before the most innocent of films (3) you must stand during the playing of the Royal Anthem, which is accompanied by film clips of the King, cut with a bizarre sequence involving a blue flying child beckoning to a bloke dressed in Thai finery swimming through a thunderstorm.