New Balls Please

Simon challenges me to a game of golf, and we head over to the Royal Thai Army Course. You'd have thought that the presence of rifle ranges all round the course would have helped to reduce my legendary ability to slice the ball, but no such luck. Thanks to the fact that the course was more water than land, I manage to lose an impressive 20 balls. Simon fares little better, and we agree that the only winner today was the course itself...