12 hours

So it's a 12-hour flight in a full plane, and after dinner I lie back to discover... I can't lie back, cos my seat is broken. Sara jumps to the rescue by complaining to a stewardess, and I get bumped up to Premium. Very comfy, cheers BA.

Old joke: Sara and I flew to Thailand with BA.
It was a complete nightmare, all the way he's like "you crazy foo', I ain't gettin' on no plane"